Happy Belated 420/Easter et al

damn I missed posting this on 4/20 but was preoccupied with gettin highwith Jesus and the easter bunny and that whole crew and eating those damn delicious peeps and sucking the marrow out a cadbury egg

Bulldozer - Dance Got Sick!

Italian thrashers getting down and funky. A much loved/loathed release, but good for busting up your next skate party. Is this the same band that did The Final Separation?? I guess Dr. Dope (the genius behind International Hypertechno) finally got his due, and they made do indeed. AC WIld man is chiming in and hell, you can't really ask for anything better, especially when this puts pretty much anything Anthrax has ever done to shame.

Dance Got Sick!

Alien Crucifixion - Relics of a Dark Star

Raped by Xenu, Enslaved by Reptoids...no not the latest Gloria Estefan album, just some maniacal grindcore from where else but Roswell, NM. And you know it's pretty good too. Good for those late night X-Files marathons where you just want to mute the sound and revel in some Agent Scully. You might be able to get a little Wizard of Oz/DSoftheM type of thing going on tooo.

Relix

Good things on the Whorizon

Holocaust HOLLA!!!

Voivodian Fury

Columbian Creativity

Purist Impurity

Delirious Idiosyncranicity

Swiss Beatz/German Potato Salad

Bloodslaughter - Cannibalistic Massacre

German perversion of the nastiest persuasion, rude, crude and fucking brutal for 1987.

Cannibalistic Massacre

The Art of the Legendary Tishvaisings - Catharsis

Just what is a Tishvaising?? No idea. But whatever they are they do manage to play some magical and whimsical German thrash that is as much Spazztic Blurr as it is Destruction.

Catharsis

Scot Lyn Yard - The Hottest Thing On Earth

A curious artefact of outsider glam metal silliness. Red hot and ready to rock.

The Hottest Thang

Morgus - Closer to Mercury than Pluto is the Sun

here's a dandy, a real meass. If Mortician fell down a garbage disposal, those darn kiwis. Why must I subject myself to this? Or a better question, why must people make this? Mood musick for sure.

Closer to Mercury than Pluto is the Sun

Ornaments of Agony - Zowlongiyn Ugalz

Mongolian funeral doomed...incompetently played with intriguing aesthetic choices. Yes, this isn't just mongoloid but actually Mongolian, authentic. Found out about this one-man droning mess from the Obscuro! blog, which is awesome. Download that guys podcasts, they are worth their weight in gold...he even cites me as a resource for incredibly strange metal which is high praise!!

Zowlongiyn Ugalz

Illogo - When Liquids Stay Dry

This just might be the creepiest cover art ever. Hard to describe band, but the music fits the artwork so you can judge this book by it's cover...Erik Thomas of Teeth of the Divine zine describes these Italians as "Yakuza meets Circle Takes the Square meets DHG meets Isis meets Japanese Torture Comedy Hour meets Jean Michele Jarre". I only like half those things, and I pretty much only like half of this, but its is scritchin' that itch for the bizarre pretty good at this moment.

When Liquids Stay Dry

Bluuurgh... - Vegetables Of Doom

Veggies of fucking doom...as in this will put your ass in a vegetative state for sure. One listen of this punk-inflected death smess and you'll be pulling the plug my friend.

Veggies of doooooom

Uncomposing - Northernmost Epic

Redonkulous black-death-forest-prog metal. Totally insane, but definitely worth a listen cuz it was one of Jon Haughm's (yes, he of Agalloch fame) first bands.
From what I know this is Haughm on all instruments...and it is NOTHING like the early Agalloch albums. If anything it sounds like Grave administering a Pacific Northwest roasted coffe bean enema to that first Sculptured album. Hey, but I totally dig it! Just to reiterate, this is not sane stuff and is an acquired taste indeed. Much like that coffee enema I think.

Northernmost Epic

Awwwww Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Well I don't know why I should be any different, mediafire has suspended my account....it happens to the best of em it seems. Of course not every link on this blog was mediafire, but a great amount were...so if you are interested in a re-up, leave a comment and I'll see what I can do. In the meantime I'm gonna see if I can find a worthwhile filehost.

The Best...

blogger profile ever? yeah....from adam9898's blogger introduction.

I Like Christian Rock & Metal I Am a diabetic I Want to not harden my heart and learn to love I Have red hair I Wish i could stop smoking I Hate temptation and lies I Fear God I Hear complaining too much I Search for Christian rock and metal albums that I would like I Wonder if i will ever grow up and put my childish ways away I Regret serving sin I Love God I Ache when my sugar level is high I Always pray before I sleep I Usually smoke almost a pack and a half of cigs a day I Am Not thinking positive most of the time I Dance when im drunk I Sing only when i know the words I Never wanted my GED I Rarely leave home I Cry when im really depressed OR really Happy lol I Am Not Always sane I Lose my thoughts alot I'm Confused easily I Need to find a way to support myself with or on computers at home I Should do something

Project: Kill

Lowrider

I think Paul's onto something with that setup...he might as well be sitting on a beanbag chair back there.

My Summertime Jam

Whats Yours?


this guy really likes it, damn.

What Would YOU DOOOO???

Beast of the Prairies