A Holiday Tradition

Have a cool yule fuckers!

Bootlegs - W.C. Monster

White Castle Monster I think.  Listening to this album is like stuffing your gullet full of belly bombers till burst.  It's amazing that this band is from Iceland, I didn't think they had WC up there...only Krystal's.

W.C. Monster

Mailer Nailer

Thanks internet

Holocaust HOLLA!!!

Voivodian Fury

Columbian Creativity

Purist Impurity

Delirious Idiosyncranicity

Swiss Beatz/German Potato Salad

Snowfall

The Tradition Must Go On

Have a COOL YULe Fuckers!

Nemesis - The Day Of Retribution

Leif Edling's pre-Candlemass band...nothing screams awesome doom metal like green font on a pink background.

The Day Of Retribution

Mercy - Witchburner

So the new Candlemass is pretty good guys and it's got me listening to their past albums + stuff from their formative years leading me to Marcolin's pre-Candlemass band...you can already tell he was developing the "evil monk" persona, especially with the lyrics of Pervert Priest..."I drink your wine, I eat your food, when I do house calls, I'm in the mood"..."I fuck a nun, she makes me cum"....oooh Messiah, hilarious and blasphemous how can you not love it?!?

Witchburner

W.C. Fields - Temperance Lectures

I've been in a major W.C. Field's mode lately, which jogged my memory to the fact that I had this fun little album squirreled away on my HD. Enjoy ol'Bill's libidinous rants and raves....what's your stalling er I mean calling?

Temperance Lectures

Breaker - Coffee Breaker

If you liked the French Nardwuar, you're sure to love Matt the Cat's interview with essential Cleveland metal band Breaker (best band to form during a clambake) during their 1983 Coffee Breaker concert. Jim the Ham Hamar Done Pepe DePew and crew tear it up while trying to ward off moistness.

Stay Moist

Buddy Rich & Gene Krupa - The Drum Battle At JATP

Two legends do battle...the victor? I'll let you be the judge.

The Drum Battle

Harptallica - Harp'Em All

Do you like Metallica? Do you like Harps? Well your dreams have just come true then mutherfuckers. Seems like these two talented string plucking vixens are having lots of fun reworking the classics...Hopefully the follow-up Ride The Lyreing is already in the works.

Harp'em

Loits - Vere Kutse Kohustab

Not too many other bands of note coming out of Estonia these daze, cept maybe for these goofballs or these goofballs. So give it up for some excellent Militant Flak'n'roll, let's hear it for Loits!!

Vere kuste Kohustab

Stone - No Anaesthesia!

Stone were a great Finnish thrash band that pumped out some gems in the late 80's/early 90's. No Anaesthesia! was their sophomore release and is definitely my favorite, sounding like an even more melodic Ride The Lightning era Metallica...but instead of writing songs about Kt(h)ulu these guys penned an epic 10 minute song about...a dentist appointment?!

How do you want it?
No anaesthesia
He's the dentist, you are a patient in pain
No anaesthesia
You're a special client so he locks the door
Please dear doc, drill my hole with
No anaesthesia
Let's see what you can take 'cos he's no fake

FUCK YEAH!! This is thrash just hows I like it, and if you've got a thrashing bone in your body you'll be banging to these tunes in no time.

No Anaesthesia!

Chastain - The Voice Of The Cult

An absolutely essential heavy metal masterpiece released on Leviathan Records back in 1988. Dark, melodic, technical and featuring the fantastic vocals of Ms. Leather Leone...

The Voice Of The Cult

Mr. 5x5

Black Reign - Legion

Super obscure and otherworldly power metal from Agent Steel vocalist John Cyriis recorded after they broke up for the first time. Wicked Wisdom indeed might be the worst thing ever, but this might just be the best.

Let It Reign

Helrunar - Gratr

Scathing German excellence that will freeze your soul while it warms your heart. Features some of the best sproinging jew harp abuse that I've heard in a metal context since Part III of Taake's Over Bjoergvin Graater Himmerk!!

Gratr

Bergthron - Faust für Faust

Heathen metal excellence...if this doesn't make you want to dance half-naked around a campfire, I don't know what will!

Faust für Faust

Falconer - Chapters From A Vale Forlorn

It's cool that Falconer's getting some play from that new car commercial (as well as are sushi, flight attendants and paratroopers), so I thought I'd post my favorite release from them. Fun as hell power metal with a smooth as shit vocalist, (who was trained in the musical theater)! Sure to please fans of Helloweiners and Lost Horizon.

Chapters From A Vale Forlorn