Happy Belated 420/Easter et al

damn I missed posting this on 4/20 but was preoccupied with gettin highwith Jesus and the easter bunny and that whole crew and eating those damn delicious peeps and sucking the marrow out a cadbury egg

Bulldozer - Dance Got Sick!

Italian thrashers getting down and funky. A much loved/loathed release, but good for busting up your next skate party. Is this the same band that did The Final Separation?? I guess Dr. Dope (the genius behind International Hypertechno) finally got his due, and they made do indeed. AC WIld man is chiming in and hell, you can't really ask for anything better, especially when this puts pretty much anything Anthrax has ever done to shame.

Dance Got Sick!

Especially Likely Sloth - But If What He'll What Ant

Tardcore beyond tardcore. Genius or madness, or both?  You be the judge...

But If What He'll What Ant

Why Don't They Make Music Videos Like This Anymore?

SKULL AND BONES

More green-screen grossness from these Brazilian badasses. You can actually buy a full-length from these guys...me?, I'm not that brave.

Killer Fox - Orgasm Of Death

Truly an awful album, and one that is really only worth playing for it's shock value. Released by the notorious German label Metal Enterprises (read a great article about this farce of a label here). Killer Foxx is basically below par heavy metal with robotic death metal vokillz and elements of wackiness. Even though this is completely substandard and the people responsible for it should be wrangled up and promptly put out of their misery, there is a certain masochistic enjoyment I get from listening to it. Sort of the same pleasure I get from hearing a blastbeat infused accordian serenade...or an out of tune opera hog belt out a passage from the Necronomicon...illogical? Sure. Inappropriate? Hell yes. Hilarious? You betcha.
P.S. perhaps the most brutal cover art ever.

Orgasm O'Death

Alienation Mental - Ball Spouter

Crazzee ass jazz/hip-hop Czech grind madness in the vein of  Disharmonic Orchestra, early Cephalic Carnage and the Czech aesthetic. Prepare to have your ball's spouted.

Ball Spouter

Dødheimsgard - Supervillain Outcast

Hotdamn, DHG blew the roof off the joint when they dropped this bomb a few years back.  This is the kind of wildly experimental technical black metal that Mayhem should have been making, instead of mucking around in a slurry of their own pretentiousness.  DHG come out with some awesome riffs, but for me its all about the drumming.  I crave Czral's drumming.  His blastbeats are perfection.  He's the kind of musician who can play anything and make it sound good.  He could come out with a horror rapcore project and it would probably be album of the year.  Well, lets hope he doesn't.  Another DHG album would be nice though.

Supervillain Outcast