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Loudness - Hurricane Eyes

Sandy's a comin', so I couldn't resist.

Hurricane Eyes

Awwwww Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Well I don't know why I should be any different, mediafire has suspended my account....it happens to the best of em it seems. Of course not every link on this blog was mediafire, but a great amount were...so if you are interested in a re-up, leave a comment and I'll see what I can do. In the meantime I'm gonna see if I can find a worthwhile filehost.

A Cautionary Tale

Herpes - Medellin

More damning evidence.

Medellin

I Spent A Month In Columbia One Night

Geez, and I wondered why Columbian Metal is soooo damn fucked up...watch this vid for some insight into the street culture there.

SKULL AND BONES

More green-screen grossness from these Brazilian badasses. You can actually buy a full-length from these guys...me?, I'm not that brave.

MADNESS REIGN

Some more masterpieces...

FADADES

Now THIS is a band that should have been on Metal Enterprises!

Godzilla - II

Another Metal Enterprises release...maybe even more insane than Killer Fox, but surprisingly listenable, go figure. Still, it's just not very good except for a laugh...and even then your better off with that Red Foxx album I posted a while back (ol' Red is a "Killer" Foxx after all, hehehe).

Go-zilla

Kalaschnikov - The Torture Never Stops

Another of the infamous Metal Enterprise releases...utterly cheesy and fun as hell!!

The Torture Never Stops

Wicked Stupidity

So I'm watching a Jada Pinkett Smith movie, and I'm thinking.."didn't she used to have a heavy metal band?" Why yes she did! Holy shit, this is probably the worst thing ever.

Graveland Anno 2012

Check out these new pictures of Rob Darken acting a nut. That guy sure knows how to have a good time...what's he battling there, some kind of mythical antelope? Damn I'd love to do some shrooms with that guy, talk about a hoot!

 

 

ICS Vortex - Storm Seeker

I think ol' Icy Vortex is the new reigning 'King of Croon'...Incredibly appealing prog metal with just the right amount of swagger and vocal shenanigans. Was definitely my soundtrack during Hurricane Irene ahahha.

Storm Seeker

Killer Fox - Orgasm Of Death

Truly an awful album, and one that is really only worth playing for it's shock value. Released by the notorious German label Metal Enterprises (read a great article about this farce of a label here). Killer Foxx is basically below par heavy metal with robotic death metal vokillz and elements of wackiness. Even though this is completely substandard and the people responsible for it should be wrangled up and promptly put out of their misery, there is a certain masochistic enjoyment I get from listening to it. Sort of the same pleasure I get from hearing a blastbeat infused accordian serenade...or an out of tune opera hog belt out a passage from the Necronomicon...illogical? Sure. Inappropriate? Hell yes. Hilarious? You betcha.
P.S. perhaps the most brutal cover art ever.

Orgasm O'Death

502 - Viral Deity

Today is Labor Day, a day when we all can kick back, sip a tall frosty cold one, and listen to some raw black metal!! 502 (named after the Marduk song I'm guessing) is raw no doubt, but it's also pretty horrible. In fact, I must admit that my posting this on Labor Day is a bit ironic because it is such a fucking chore to get through the whole album...Recorded in anno 2002 by Russ, Clint and Shauwan, Viral Deity is a Von/Ildjarn worshipping smess of the highest order. For those that persevere, a most wonderful prize awaits at the end. If you can stomach it all the way through, you will be rewarded with the most retarded cover of Blitzkrieg Bop ever!!
So inexcusably terrible that it's almost brilliant in it's awfulness...almost.

Viral Deity

Hurricane Playlist!

For those of you ridin' the storm out, hehe.