SFU Saturdaze

Everyone's still upset over Hanneman's passing, so keep listening to those Slayer albums, I've been especially enjoying the underrated God Hates Us All lately, but I thought I'd bring in a little comic relief to lighten the mood...
Whether Six Feet Under is a joke band or not (I'm pretty sure not) they have made some unintentionally hilarious songs. Sort of it's so bad, it's not really good but....maybe a trainwreck is a more apt analogy. I dunno, the thing about SFU is they are so listenable. Just meat and potatoes death metal, and then Barnes vocals haha! These songs will do nothing if not bring a perverse smile to your face. Especially Ice-T's "rapping" in One Bullet Left. I personally think that song is a masterstroke, just dumb and catchy and wholly unexpected...especially with the pig squeal. Then you have their incredibly retarded Graveyard Classics (of which there are a few I believe), which are either brilliant parody or desecrations depending on who you ask. You may loose a few brain cells listening to this but it's good for what ails ya.

Scot Lyn Yard - The Hottest Thing On Earth

A curious artefact of outsider glam metal silliness. Red hot and ready to rock.

The Hottest Thang

Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape

Heavy Metal Hamsters Godammit!
 

PBGA!

Damien Storm

pre-pubescent horror trolling metal

Project: Kill

Pyaemia - Cerebral Cereal

All brutal all the time, but groovy as well with a fair amount of hooky riff(s) salad. And really, how can you not love an album that has song titles like "Sugar Spiced Anus" and "Gorging on Mucus and Bile"?

Cerebral Cereal

Pure Class

FYDWAFVFS

Beast of the Prairies

W.C. Fields - Temperance Lectures

I've been in a major W.C. Field's mode lately, which jogged my memory to the fact that I had this fun little album squirreled away on my HD. Enjoy ol'Bill's libidinous rants and raves....what's your stalling er I mean calling?

Temperance Lectures

Road Trip

So you think a summertime road trip sounds like a real swell idea....well, think again

Cornbugs - Spot The Psycho

Happy Memorial Day everybody, today we celebrate a couple of true American heroes. Old Bill Moseley aka ChopToppers and Mr. Buckethead. Two men that have boldly gone where no one in their right mind ever would or should go...the ol hook and ladder gang are at it again suckin' eggs and suckin' air...dancin' and dancin'...yeah I got you in my heart too Bill.

Chance

Slovenian Troll Metal

AMAAAZZZZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!

hey hey my my

talk about some awesome audience participation....just don't get in the way of karate choppin' Rosa Parks, she'll lay the hammer down on ya.

Breaker - Coffee Breaker

If you liked the French Nardwuar, you're sure to love Matt the Cat's interview with essential Cleveland metal band Breaker (best band to form during a clambake) during their 1983 Coffee Breaker concert. Jim the Ham Hamar Done Pepe DePew and crew tear it up while trying to ward off moistness.

Stay Moist

The French Nardwuar

this interview is amazing

Especially Likely Sloth - But If What He'll What Ant

Tardcore beyond tardcore. Genius or madness, or both?  You be the judge...

But If What He'll What Ant

Buddy Rich - The Bus Tapes

Jesus H Christ, playin' clams.

ALF Projekt - Melmac Rock

You had your brain blown by RALF Projekt, now how bout a little ALF Projekt?!!...maaaan that Gordon Shumway could blow, but we all know he was just trying to impress that nosy bitch Raquel.

Melmac Rock

link courtesy of http://sluggisha.blogspot.com

Rowsdower - Demo 2011

I just found out about this stoner-psyche band from the good ol' STL. That they call themselves Rowsdower (after the infamous character Zap from MST3K's riff-tastic treatment of oddball Canadian cult fav The Final Sacrifice) is just the icing on the cake. Great guitar work, really cool stuff!
Download the full demo provided by the band here.

SKULL AND BONES

More green-screen grossness from these Brazilian badasses. You can actually buy a full-length from these guys...me?, I'm not that brave.