Monday, December 16, 2024

Beast of 2024

Earliest I've ever been with the Beast of List. Just couldn't bear to keep this wonderful year of muzak under wraps.  


10. Mandroïd of Krypton - Cosmic Sarcophagus


The Mandroids return after nearly a decade with another blast of idiosyncratic prog/black thrash from way out there in the noosphere.   



9. Biomorphic Engulfment - Infinite Universes of Creation and Annihilation


Batshit crazy vortexed blastfest...from Thailand so you know it’s nice and unhinged. 




8. Axis of Perdition - Apertures


I didn’t have a nu AoP album on the ol bingo card, but I’ll take it. Harrowing black metal freak out with incredibly strong riffing…let’s hope the next full length doesn’t take another 13 years. 




7. Sarnuthian BorgStorm - Cybernetic Dawn


Extremely strong Hardware from Mexico vibes whilst being played through that dude from Portal’s glumurphone. Also my favorite cover art of the year, especially with those cool hologram cards.




6. Rostorchester - Der Zinnen Sang vom Niedergang


I am a complete sucker for this style of twisting harmonically adventurous jangly black metal that I vapidly refer to as “evil” Husker Du (or Husker Don’t if your feeling obliquely obtuse). Like Flaming Ouroboros’s “Anthems for Brotherhood” from last year, Rostorchester tickles all of my buttons with these spidery sinewy riffs and a punk energy that keeps the feet stomping.   



5. Wormed - OMEGON


Nearly 10 years between full lengths and I think the time was well spent. This is just crazy advanced stuff that has interesting things going on all over the place. Wormed (as well as someone else on this list) are still the gold standard of sci-fi death metal insanity.   



4.
 
Stagnant Waters - Rifts


Like a more psycotropically damaged DHG. Makes sense since both Zweizz from Fleurety and Camille from DHG are involved…the Gonad Waltz (both A and C) are right up there battling for top cuts of the year. 




3. d'Eon - Leviathan 


I’m not always much for uplifting music, but d’Eon just hits me in some real good places. Improbably baroque + new age and undeniably pop, but with a charming mysticism that keeps it all a bit mysterious…in other words, it’s fucking great.


2. Gigan - Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus


This along with Wormed are god-tier abstract sci-fi death. Absolute surrealism and chaos. Just please Professor Horseman….don’t make us wait another seven years!




1. Old Wainds - Stormheart


There seems to be a clear theme in this year’s list: bands returning from long hiatuses and absolutely knocking it out of the park! It’s been 10 years since Murmansk’s finest delivered Nordraum, and while decade-long obumbrations aren’t my favorite, I can’t complain when the music is this good. 

Old Wainds have always excelled at riff-crafting, and here they strike the perfect balance between the majestic and the dissonant. Stormheart delivers cruel, misanthropic, frozen black metal of the highest order, and is a masterful return. 



Other Enjoyable Offerings

Aluk Todolo - LUX

Effluence - Necrobiology

Furze - Caw Entrance

Solar Wimp - Trails of Light

Estuarine - Corporeal Furnace

Blackdeath – Mortui Incedere Possunt

Chat Pile - Cool World

Ratkiller - Reaching Intestinal Secrecy

Ocrilim/Octis - MEANT

Python - Metaphysical Paramount

Veilburner - The Duality of Decapitation & Wisdom

Lil B - The Book Of Flame

Mitochondrion - Vitriseptome

Convulsing - Perdurance

Ynkleudherhenavogyon - Yeunadow Henaver

Paysage D’Hiver - Die Berge

SNAW - A Light Scalping

DJ Smokey x Varg2™ - Psychological Musical Warfare

Nordvargr - Resignation IV

Hail Conjurer - Satanic Phenomenology 

Ernst Hemlock + Icky Reels - Studying Absence

Behrosth - Liquid Midnight

Gloomy Reflections - Oath of the Paladins

MUTIILATION - Black Metal Cult 

Peeling Flesh - The G Code

Sega Bodega - Dennis

The Jesus Lizard - Rack

Germinator - s/t

frog power - morpheus, my son

Black Funeral - Flames of Samūm

Ingurgitating Oblivion - Ontology of Nought

Каландар - По ту сторону неба без звёзд 

Sumac - The Healer

Galen Tipton, Death’s Dynamic Shroud - You Like Music

Limbonic Art - Opus Daemoniacal

Tenebris - Fun Activities in My Bedroom

Malignancy - …Discontinued

Argile - Spleen Angel

Coaltar of the Deepers x Boris - Hello There

Púca - Fullmoon Carnage

Defect Designer - Chitin

Cold Gate - Anhedonia

Warlock Corpse - Curse of Endless Sleep

Warlock Corpse - Bloody Tears of the Desert

Culturist - Overdose At A Dungeon Rave

Den Edele Dood - The Glorification Of All Things Light

Seance Of - s/t

Gospod - Bible Prophecies

Silent Protagonist - Adventure

Runeneck / Odintyr - split

Locrian - End Terrain

Keys To The Astral Gates And Mystic Doors - Demo II

Runeboy - They Hate You... But You're Free

Steve Roach & Robert Rich - Waves of Now

Chaser - Planned Obsolescence

Henrik Palm - Nerd Icon

Gonemage - Spell Piercings

Wulvyr - Moon.Malice.Heresy.

Cuntroaches - s/t

Hedge Wizard - Neighborwoods

Sun Sanctuary - Return to Ancient Purity 

Ryg Din Sidste Bøn - Rehearsal for the Regicide

So Pitted - Cloned

Shit And Shine - Masters of All This Hell

Squid Pisser "Vaporize A Tadpole"!

Funeral Oration - Antropomorte

BAAZLVAAT - RIDICULED BY THE COMMON SOLDIERY

Aufnordern - America Septentrionalis

Paradox' Mysticism - The Kryptic Hymns of Kosmic Labyrinths

Ithilrå - Covenant of the Blackened Woodlands

Uzlaga - DEPTHDWELLER

Mephistus - Heil den bösen Geistern aus den Tiefen des Winters

Serpent - Levitation Sickness

Nosferatu - Melankolsk Makabert

Vesperian Sorrow - Awaken the Greylight

Conifère - L’Impôt du Sang

Greg Saunier - We Sang, Therefore We Were

Morkesis - Eternal Pain…

Laetitia in Holocaust - Fanciulli D’Occidente

Sear Bliss - Heavenly Down

Conglaciation - s/t

Krallice - Inorganic Rites

Upright Forms - Blurred Wires

Mortal Wound - The Anus of the World

Cephalotripsy - Epigenetic Neurogenesis

Odd Nosdam - Falsehood

The Flying Luttenbachers - Losing the War Inside Our Heads

Inquisition - Veneration of Medieval Mysticism and Cosmological Violence

Possession of the Polar Shaman - Fenrir dau þ uz bringandiz 




Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Beast of 2023

2023's mass of muzak


10. Hypomanic Daydream - Image


Namechecked in the band camp description "Voivod, Confessor, weird death metal and 16bit video games". If there was a band made discretely for my sensibilities, this would be it…and this ep lives up to these crazy influences, managing to meld everything together into some sort of strange catchy weirdo metal.  


9. OWDWYR - Receptor


Sooo much interesting shit going on in this one. I’m reminded of a lucid dream collab between the sadly defunct Scrambled Defuncts and the not quite defunct Duobetic Homunkulus. There’s also plenty of proggy djent mechanical hallucinatory riffage & shredding leadwork also has a say. A reviewer on bc had this to say ”Kinda like Human Remains resurrected and started to play modern avantgarde tech death with Allan Holdsworth on lead guitar.” Mind bending, future altering stuff!



8. toiret status - He


Skittering, Scattering, Shimmering playfully plunderphonic bliss music with an absolutely euphoric production. 
Also features my fav cover art of the year by Seth Graham.


7. Fleshvessel - Yearning: Promethean Fates Sealed


“sounds like the absurd cross between PHLEBOTOMIZED, KAYO DOT and VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR.”

Ummmm….yes please!!!




6. Siege Golem - Desecration


Ballz-out, No holds barred, Raw-As-Stink “Keller synth” par excellence. Siege Golem have yet to let me down with their increasingly “out there” discography.  


5. Laster - Andermans mijne


The ghouls in Laster have struck gold once again with a groovy, dare I say jaunty, post-punk black metal booty shaker.  


4. Bríi - Último Ancestral Comum


Caio Lemos, mastermind of multiple phenomenally progressive black metal projects (Kaatayra, Vauruvã  et al…) proves once again he is top tier at the art of mashing together expansive psychedelic trance and raw black metal.   


3. Void - Jadjow 


Theatrical, technical and inventive avant-garde black metal with that DGH and DotD pedigree. Iniquitous Owl  is destined to be a real crowd pleaser out on the dance floor. 
Also my 2nd fav cover art of the year by Laura Weston.

2. Afterbirth - In But Not Of


Alienworlds of Slam viewed through a Kaleidoscope of Synergistic NuWave Jamz. This satisfies all of my musical itches and leaves me completely fulfilled…what a time to be alive!



1. Flaming Ouroboros - Anthems for Brotherhood


A last minute addition for FO’s long awaited full-length….anthemic rockin’ black metal with melody for days. I haven’t been this blown away by this style of Husker Du influenced black metal since the last Rostorchester album. Glorious, triumphant, and elegant in its own compact simplicity, both Anthems and FO's Blood EP are bound to be in constant rotation during the new year!


Beast of the Reast

Onkos - Vascular Labyrinth

Ménage à un - Now Everybody

Necrocock - Tafelmusik

Forteana - Overload

Baazlvaat - Incredible World

Circle of Ouroborus - Lumi Vaientaa Kysymykset

Krallice - Mass Cathexis 2 - The Kinetic Infinite

Albionic Hermeticism - Nova Nativitas Mundi 

Phlebotomized - Clouds of Confusion

Univers Zero - Lueur

Tetragrammacide - Typho-Tantric Aphorisms From The Arachneophidian Qur'an

Christian Cosentino / Winterquilt - Portals to Perdition

Lightbreaker - The Annihilation of the Annealids

Esoctrilihum - Astraal Constellations of the Majickal Zodiac

Reverorum ib Malacht - Kyrie Eleison

KNOWER - KNOWER FOREVER

Mortuary Drape - Black Mirror

Varathron - The Crimson Temple

Cunabula - The Weight of Sleep

Yellow Eyes - Master’s Murmur

Ὁπλίτης - Ψ ε υ δ ο μ έ ν η

Soft Kill - Metta World Peace

I.C.E. - Ancient Glacial Resurgence

Moosegut - From The Deepening Gloom

SUP - Octa

Bryophyta - Plantae, Fungi

Raekogg - Hail Enki

Dodheimsgard - Black Medium Current

Calderum - Lord Cramridor

Quest Master - Sword & Circuitry

Majesties - Vast Reaches Unclaimed

Passéisme - Alternance

Lunar Chamber - Shambhallic Vibrations

Vaurien - L’esprit et le béton

Yat-Kha - Khan Party 23

Flaming Ouroboros - Blood

Troller - Drain

Bestial Mouths - R . O . T . T.

Ynkleudherhenavogyon - Honan Bleydh II

Fabricant - Drudge to the Thicket

Horrendous - Ontological Mysterium

Prong - State of Emergency

Wagner Ödegård - Kiäpter

R23X - Mist Continent

Malfet - Dolorous Gard

Fortíð - Narkissos

Furia - Huta Lune

Eyemaster - Conjuration of Flesh

Stinking Lizaveta - Anthems and Phantoms

Malokarpatan – Vertumnus Caesar

Internal Suffering - Rituals

Murlo - Puckle

Iravu - A Fate Worse Than Home